June 2012
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i am not a poet: All U.S. Internet Providers will... →
cake-light:
meltheadorable:
All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
Education Time!
The system in question is called the “Copyright Alert System” (CAS) and it’s described in full on this webpage. The system implementation has been delayed and…
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Christian fundamentalist textbooks touting the...
One ACE textbook – Biology 1099, Accelerated Christian Education Inc – reads: “Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the ‘Loch Ness Monster’ in Scotland? ‘Nessie’ for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be...
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But doctor, I am Pagliacci: NEXT UP ON SICK SAD... →
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“It’s 911 in the morning and 1-900 in the evening. The phone sex/E.M.S. dispatcher when Sick, Sad World returns.”
“They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up at night! G-string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World.”
“What do those Supreme Court judges wear under their…
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Watchavataraang:
kataangcaps:
You are me and I am you.
Oh my god. I actually started crying from laughter. Does this guy have a tumblr? I need to follow it.
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Watchwilwheaton:
jonahray:
Live action FUTURAMA opening.
awesome.
Dear Futurama: I know a guy named Wil Wheaton who would love to be in an episode of your show.
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“The diced tomatoes were fresh, firm and, needless to say, almost flavorless....”
– Looks Like a Taco, Tastes Like a Chip - NYTimes.com (via mememolly)
You should try Kumato tomatoes. They’ve got a brownish color to them and they are prefectly ripe and sweet everytime.
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“I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take...”
– Curious Georgiana (via grrrlstudies)
I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it bears re-reblogging (?). This is how you respond to abuse, this is how you give people control over their bodies/uteruses, this is how you act as a generally non-judgmental and compassionate person. I love this story...
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evoespen:
After five months of working with other people’s resumes, I have finally come across one done in comic sans.
Guess it’s as good a time as any to bring this back:
ed: The resume is 29 pages. 29 pages of comic sans. A resume. That is 29 pages. Of comic sans.
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Dad while watching Avatar: Appa has teeth like Teddy Roosevelt.
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I like that scrolling through the BAMF tag really...
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“Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now,...”
– Stephen Colbert (via annemonroe)
Why "douchebag" is an awesome insult:
wtfml:
niaili:
When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,
“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”
