May 2013
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folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
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pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
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mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
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The art of trolling...
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I saw Star Trek Into Darkness twice this weekend.
me: Mostly what I took away from the movie this time is that I really want that tribble Bones is experimenting on to belong to Ensign Chekov.
v: Random.
me: No, but see, that'd make it Chekov's tribble.
v: .....oh my god.
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mizbingley:
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benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
yeeessssssssssss
I’m not gonna let you finish, this is the best Bendysnoort Cumperbump post of all time.
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Reblog with your Harry Potter origin story and/or...
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elizabethactual:
Mine: Hanukkah present in 2nd grade, thanks to the wise woman at the independent bookstore who told my mom her daughter would like it. Cue: several years of making lists of spells, drawing Albus Dumbledore, creating all of Hermione’s schoolwork and then grading myself on it, digging for roots on the playground to make potions and stealing the classroom...
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edwardspoonhands:
Tumblr Staff: News! staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
See what he did there…by saying...
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As Patrick Henry so famously said:
shitmystudentswrite:
“Get me library or dead.”
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Alright, time to get ready for bed, now where did those pajamas I was wearing last night go…oh right, I’m still wearing them.
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Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which this will not be a disaster. Let’s think:
WHY TO NOT BE TERRIFIED
David Karp is...
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[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...
– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org
And then people urge me everything is fine, of course it is, when you’re ignoring statistics that is.
(via cwnl)
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Why tumblr, WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYY
Why are you selling us just like that? What did we ever do to you, we swear we’ll stop complaining about your shitty updates and making those weird posts calling David Karp daddy just DON’T SELL US TO YAHOO!
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